Beauty in Beers

Foo knows this to be true, and it is why he always carries a beer. He only wants to see the beautiful things in life.

Beerly Foo

Foo loves getting beer flights. For one, he gets to sample a bunch of different beers.

But the best part is that all the beers are generally Foo sized! Lots of flavor in a little package.... just like Foo.

Headed to Brews

Foo always knows where to head to find a good beer, and his visit to Hilton Head was no different.

There he found the Hilton Head Brewing Company. Mostly because the sign was so shiny.

Bottle Cap Tap

Foo thought this bottle cap tapper was so interesting that he ran and ran around in circles until he made himself dizzy. Then everything was a blur...

Helping the Ugly

Beer is good. Beer is foamy. Beer helps ugly people have sex? Well, yes. Yes, it does.

Yay More Beer

Even though his friend didn't show up at the other bar, Foo moved on an found himself at Cuckoo's Nest with more beer, and yes... more hockey. All was not lost.

Woolly Hockey Beer

Foo was feeling like getting out with friends to watch the Hawks battle through the ice for hockey glory.

But when the friends he expected to show didn't come. He was just left alone at a table with his beer. At least he had beer.

Barley There

Back at Barley's, Foo enjoyed a nice Scottish Ale then dove into the excellent chicken wings that were finger-licking good.

Fancy Flights

Foo just loves a place that delivers him lots of choices of beer. He really enjoyed the drinking at Elevator, and the colors are so pretty.

And now so empty because all the yummy beer was in Foo's little beer belly.

Elevate Your Beer

Foo was excited to try some new beer at the Elevator Brewery and Draughthaus in Columbus. They have the concept right. You must elevate your tastes with elevated beer!

Beer Closet

Foo was floored to see this many high-quality beers in one place. He kinda went nuts. It was a rough night.

Barley Fun

Barley's is always a good time, and the waitstaff just loves Foo. They even gave him his very own beer and served it right into his mouth!

A Little Light

Foo appreciates the artwork skill going into this building mural, but what a weird choice of subject. This building clearly doesn't know anything about beer!

Pony Up to the Bar

Foo saw so many good beers on the menu at the Pony Bar that he just couldn't quite decide at first. The menu was just so delicious.

Finally he decided on a nice local amber beer and got this really nifty glass as a souvenir!

But as the night wore on, the lights got dimmer and the beers got smaller. He knew he needed to slow down because he had a full day of touring in the morning.

Mixing and Maxing

Foo knows better than to mix when he drinks, but he still did it anyway due to all of the free drinks he received from friends and strangers. He started off with a 7 and 7 from Tank.

Then switched to a mini wine bottle that was just okay. He's had better, but he still drank it all up.

Foo finished the night with a tall drink of beer, good beer at that, but by that time, Foo was so far gone he even resorted to cigarettes. Bad Foo!

Clowning Around

Foo has always wanted to be a rodeo clown... Well... always meaning since about five minutes ago. But just as luck would have it, he found this sign that made him a double rodeo clown as long as he was willing to drink beer. He thinks he'll manage.

Brewski Fun

Foo often has a good time at Brewski's, just hanging out people watching...

getting his Foo-patented dance moves on...

and laughing about what other people consider "beer" when he knows better.

Stein of the Times

As always, Foo got his drink on, but this time it was in his stylish wooden cup that was actually almost bigger than he was.

After a while, he had to turn his back on the beer though because his tummy was just getting way too full.

Eventually Foo just had to make some room and so he stood on his head until all the beer flowed to the right places. Then he was up for more.

You've Gotta Crack a Lot of Beers

... to make an omelet. Wait, no! But you do to make a cool bar top like this. Foo wants one for his Foo Cave that he will be setting up at home.

Fall Fun

Once they were full of Smores and pumpkin seeds, Foo and his friends sat back and just chilled...

...drinking beer and telling stories and just enjoying the outdoor weather...

That was until Tank decided that Foo was a beverage and not a Foo dog and tried to drink him from his butt. Silly Tank.... Foo thought it was hilarious though.