Say Hello to My Little Friends

Foo is always making friends, and this game was no different. He had a lot of fun playing with Vincent and Carmelo, who showed Foo the baseball ropes and made sure he understood the game.

Moe Knows

Foo got to meet one of the mascots from the Skeeters. This great green guy has the name of Moe... Moe Skeeter. Foo was prepared to swat him if necessary, but Moe kept the biting out of the friendly meet-and-greet.

Holy Mackerel

Another of Foo's favorite squishy visitors was Mackerel Jordan from the Chicago Bulls (yay). All was well and good until the fish man ate a ballplayer and sucked off all his clothes... now that's talent!

Hey....

During the game, there were all kinds of crazy visitors on the field, but one of Foo's favorites was Harry Canary, a fun-making homage to the late Cubs (suck) announcer, Harry Carey.

But Foo's favorite part of his act was when he totally fell flat on his face. Foo just couldn't stop laughing at that!

Boot Coozy Boogie

Foo was sure he was in Texas when he came across this boot-shaped beer coozie. He had to steer clear because he didn't want the beer to kick his ass.

Texas Scores

Just like everything else in Texas, the scoreboard at the Skeeters stadium was... you guessed it.... Texas.

Suite Seats!

Since Foo has friends in high places, he was fortunate enough to get invited to sit in the Maintenance Supply Headquarters corporate box seats!

In addition to all the free food and comfy seats, it was a great place to watch the game. Just look at that excellent view!

In the Stars

Foo was excited to attend his minor, minor, minor league baseball game at the new Constellation Field in Sugar Land, TX, home of the Sugar Land Skeeters! He just hoped it looked was bigger up close.