I Mustache You a Question

Foo had heard that guns don't kill people, people with mustaches kill people. So he found a mustache, but he was confused how that would actually kill someone.

But when Foo got himself a gun to go with his mustache, he suddenly began to channel Dastardly Dan and have visions of tying Miss Daisy to the railroad tracks...

Luckily a good friend intervened and yanked the mustache off and Foo was fine.

Mwahahahahaha

Foo began to channel Dastardly Dan and needed a black mustache to stay in character. He realized that it wasn't that good of a disguise though, so he gave up his plans to tie Miss Daisy to the railroad tracks.