Man-Dog-Pig

Foo just had to go check out this crazy dude. Clearly in love, he claimed he was bringing flowers to his girl but was worried about challengers, so he brought his gun and his oh-so-fierce pig dog. Foo thought he'd get there just fine.

I Mustache You a Question

Foo had heard that guns don't kill people, people with mustaches kill people. So he found a mustache, but he was confused how that would actually kill someone.

But when Foo got himself a gun to go with his mustache, he suddenly began to channel Dastardly Dan and have visions of tying Miss Daisy to the railroad tracks...

Luckily a good friend intervened and yanked the mustache off and Foo was fine.

I Heard a Shot

No matter what it looks like, it wasn't Foo. This gun was here when he got to the museum. Really. He wasn't even at the theater that day with John Wilkes Booth... yeah.

Drugs Free and Proud

Foo knows that Texas has kind of lax laws when it comes to certain things, but he never thought he'd find a place where drugs and guns were totally free! Wow... this place is weird.

The Public Are Idiots

Yes... this is proven time and time again by stories in the news. 'Nuf said.

Reveal and Carry?

Foo was amused by this funny chap who was taking a walk in the car museum. Such a strange getup to be wearing, and he also was packing a piece. Foo thought the law in Texas was conceal and carry, not reveal and carry...

Blame the Mustache

Foo discovered while at Brewski's that guns don't kill people, people with mustaches kill people. So therefore mustaches are evil and scary and must be shaved off. Hmmm... he knows a lot of people with mustaches.... must control homicidal rampage....

Ready... Aim... Foo!

Foo jumped up here ready to defend Corpus Christi from the enemy. It was going to be easy since they were out in the open in plain sight... But Foo still thought he needed a bigger gun!