Opinion-Ass-ted

Foo really wanted to ride this pretty pony or at least become fast friends, so he got up high ready to jump on.

He was, however, rudely interrupted by this noisy and strongly opinionated donkey who just wouldn't stop complaining about Foo's choice and rude decision not to feed him instead.

Check Out That Ass

Foo just had to check out this donkey who amazingly knew just how to tell the weather better than those fancy meteorologists on TV. See just how simply it is? Just check the donkey's tail: wet = raining, white = snowing, moving = windy, gone = tornado. 

More Than Friends

Although Foo couldn't find what "more" was on the menu at Wings n More, he soon realized that the more he could get was hanging out with his friends. Even Carmelo was kind enough to offer Foo a beer.

The rest of the crew was a little stranger, especially when Purple Donkey and Zombie Clown started crawling all over Foo. And then there was that creepy guy.... watching Foo from hiding... Mike, dude... stalking's not cool.