Coffin Fun

At the Chili Cookoff, the Maintenance Supply Headquarters booth was offering ghoulishly good beverages to go with the chili as well as laughs from Foo's good friend Tank.

Foo wanted to jump on in and swim with the Capri Suns and sodas, but with Jonathan standing nearby, he couldn't be sure he wouldn't be shut in.

Fallen Forefather

Foo made sure to pay his respects to the fallen Mr. Abraham Lincoln in the presidential display. Now there was a really great president who did a lot of great things for the country. It's too bad people in the world today are still horrible bigots. Sigh... Sorry Abe, Foo's trying!

You Can Take it With You

Apparently all the money you make can be taken with you when you go. Just check out this coffin covered in nearly $1 million inside and out. And Foo heard you can rent this thing out for funerals. Now there's an idea...

Short and Sweet

Foo wondered why the seven dwarves were hanging out at the National Museum of Funeral History, but when he saw how sad they were and looked to the left, he noticed Snow White's coffin. Foo gave his condolences and proceeded to the next exhibit.