Foot Licker

Foo wasn't sure what this guy was on, but he asked if he could lick Foo's foot. Before Foo could say yay or nay, the guy picked him up and the licking was afoot!

Jest Joking

Foo was excited to see this jester statue in New Orleans. Jesters are so happy and friendly and ready to have a good time...

... except for their feet... Although at first glance, the jester's foot might look happy, when Foo got up close, it was clear that the foot was up to no good and hell bent on world domination. Eh... whatever makes you smile!

Big Foo-t?

On Foo's adventure in the magic gardens at the Texas Renaissance Festival, he waged a battle of wits and weaponry for a day and a night before victoriously stumping and thus defeating this gigantic beast that tried to stomp Foo into oblivion. (It was actually no match for the mighty Foo, but he requested the story because it was better for the blog.)