Cultural Triad

Foo was intriguing by these multiethnic heads on these oblong pillars in front of the Westerville library. Perhaps it was that everyone should read? Foo likes to read, too, although he didn't read the description on the statue, so fail on him.

Foos for Life

At last Foo found somebody he could really get along with since he met another Fu Dog with flaming whiskers that were just awesome. Foo's considering whisker implants now.

Bearly Bitten

Foo took a chance with this guy, thinking he was hibernating, it being November and all, but low and behold, the bear was a little hungry. Foo only narrowly escaped being a tasty little midmorning snack. Good thing he's fast and not that easy to chew.

Doggie Style

Foo originally got along with this doggy, but then the canine dude started to growl. Luckily, Foo is just as fierce and growled back with the best of them and both parties were able to move on. 

Half Cocked

Foo knew that this guy once ruled the roost, but now he's looking a bit peckish, being just a head and all. When Foo made that joke, he had to duck. The rooster went off all half-cocked!

Hissssssss Story

Foo thought about being afraid of this slithering hissy dude, but he realized the snake really couldn't get him since he was on a stick. Phew!

Rodent Thinkers

Foo then came across some smaller, cuter animals, but at giant proportions. Could you imagine how big the entire mouse was? It was eat Foo.

At least the bunny had a nice smile for Foo. Still those legs would make Foo think twice about stealing his carrots.

Why You So Smiley?

Foo walked around and around this guy, trying to figure out why he was so smiley. But it appears he was ahead of the rest, knowing fully well that Obama would get to continue for another four years.

Heads Up!

This great big ostrich was so scared, he didn't just have his head in the sand, he had put a reverse cone of shame on to ward off all threats. Foo tried to assure him that the world wasn't that scary. The big bird listened to Foo but put his head back down in the end. 

Protected By Foo Dog

This cousin of Foo’s really took his job seriously at a sculpture garden shop in rural Texas. Apparently crime happens here, and this Fu’s skills are legendary. Just look at the decapitated head of an intruder that he uses for a footrest!

Don't Be Sad

Foo was worried about the well-being of this guy. He looked so sad. Foo thinks maybe it's because he has so many other faces that he has to show to the world, but there are even more faces hidden inside, below the surface, that it is just overwhelming and he doesn't know what to do.

Head Extensions

Foo could only guess the meaning of the sculptures by J Lyle that he found. This one, he thinks, represents all the people in the world trying to keep a good man down... or maybe it's just a psychotic prisoner head.

Bulletproof Ideas

Foo usually doesn't take much stock in graffiti, but this one made him stop and think for a bit. Ideas are bulletproof... interesting... and the hand is a head. So a helping hand is a helping head... or a helping head is a helping hand... mindblown...

Mount Foo-More and More

Foo stumbled across a parade of president heads larger than life. 

He wanted to get his own head sculpted four times and name the collaboration Mount FooMore, but he couldn't seem to find the artists. They were ahead of their time.

Don't Get a Big Head

Foo needs to take a lesson from this statue. If you get too big of a head, it will be chopped off and put on a podium in the middle of the street above the Riverwalk in San Antonio. Foo always needs to remember this and keep his ego under control...

Now That's a Big Head

Foo found this giant Victorian head entrance to a building in Buffalo, NY, quite fascinating. He was scared to go in the building though, not knowing what he would find in the chest of this really big lady. He guesses it's one way to keep out the riffraff.