Beauty in Beers

Foo knows this to be true, and it is why he always carries a beer. He only wants to see the beautiful things in life.

Helping the Ugly

Beer is good. Beer is foamy. Beer helps ugly people have sex? Well, yes. Yes, it does.

Foo's New Name

Foo found this sign and immediately thought it fit him quite well. He is a Scooter of Steel. Well, he's not steel and not really a scooter, but hey... what are labels anyway?

Elevate Your Beer

Foo was excited to try some new beer at the Elevator Brewery and Draughthaus in Columbus. They have the concept right. You must elevate your tastes with elevated beer!

Go Texans!

Finally something Foo can get behind. Too bad it was so thin in the metal, and too big to take home. Foo does love him Texans football though!

Irish Foos Are Smiling

Before heading to the performance, they had a little time to kill, so Foo and friends found a fabulous Irish Pub nearby.

He loved finding this sign because the same thing is true with Foo. When he's smiling, he's ALWAYS up to something.

No Honks for You

Foo always thought New York City was a city known for its honking, but apparently only rich people can honk. At $350 a pop, Foo's going to keep quiet.

Grandma's Pies

Mmm mmm mm... nothing's better than Grandma's fresh apple pies. Foo just couldn't get enough of the savory smells and wafty goodness, even if it was just a sign.

Not Allowed?

Foo was offended by this sign he found near the end of his visit to the apple holler. Luckily, he's not always considered a dog, so that was fine, but when they said "absolutely no outside Foo allowed??" Oh wait, it was food...

Which Way Did He Go?

Foo was looking for a friend and someone said he went this way, and someone else said he went that way so Foo just found the corner where the two ways met, but his friend wasn't there so he's still looking. Do you know which way he went?

Come on!

When Foo got to the radio station, he found his marching orders, and they were intense! He just wasn't sure what he was supposed to go and take...

Castle de Queso on Mars?

Foo saw this gigantic sign from the highway and just HAD to stop and see how it was that Mars was now on earth, what kind of cheese they had and if it really was a castle!

It wasn't literally on Mars, but it sure was a castle and had plenty of cheese and cheesey stuff inside too!

King Jonathan

Foo was worried for a moment that an evil sorcerer had come along and turned his good friend Jonathan into a gigantic lion. Foo called and it wasn't the same Jonathan, so that was good. There could be worse animals, for sure, but as a lion, he'd probably tear up the house and eat Foo, and that's not fun...

Foo Warning

Foo got a little out of hand at the Houston Children's Museum. There were so many children around that he got a little overexcited and had to be put in a cage, but even they weren't sure what label best described his demeanor.

He is known for biting, especially centaurs.

And he should be on medication... that is for certain...

Why Ride a Cow?

Foo just loves to ride cows, so without thinking he jumped up onto this one, but the heifer wasn't so fond of the idea.

Only later did Foo see this sign that clearly stated no one should sit on the cow... Oops...

Crushed and Melted

Foo went to pick up dinner at Chili's and parked in the To Go parking as usual. He was supposed to be in the spot so he was okay, but he fears for violators of this edict! Foo hopes it means the cars and not the people, but either way, how would they get home?

Smoking Is Rough

Foo always likes a good Public Service Announcement, especially when they warn of the dangers of smoking. Clearly the effects of smoking are dangerous to your health. Just look at what it did to this bulldog!

This Way Beer Comes

Foo knew he was in the right place when he found this road sign indicating Pabst Blue Ribbon was here... in Foo's mouth. Sadly he got tired of standing there after a while just waiting for them to pour in the beer. By the end of the night, Foo had realized the sign lied and no Pabst was had for free.

Set in Stone

When Foo came upon this sign, he wondered what kind of sculptures he would find. Statues? Porcelain? Potatoes?

Foo looked all around and was amazed to see a multitude of monolithic marvels to behold. He just had to go closer to check them all out!

Drugs Free and Proud

Foo knows that Texas has kind of lax laws when it comes to certain things, but he never thought he'd find a place where drugs and guns were totally free! Wow... this place is weird.