Alcohol and Friends

Very true about so many people Foo knows! Alcohol is a helpful tool like that, making people more interesting and more desirable since they first developing writing!

The Public Are Idiots

Yes... this is proven time and time again by stories in the news. 'Nuf said.

Speed Demon

Foo just liked this sign because it just reminded him of someone he knows... someone red and always on the go... but he just couldn't put his Foo paw on it. The only problem with this sign is that Foo now wants a cigar.

1,000 Posts With Attitude

How fitting that this is OFFICIALLY the 1,000th blog post on the Foo Dog Blog!!!

The sign says it all... Screw 'em if they don't like Foo's attitude because he's just having fun.

Congratulations Foo on many posts and many more to come! Huzzah!

Ticky Ticky Tabby

It’s always time for cats, even this crazy time-telling breed. All was well with this cat, named Ticky, until Foo tried to chase his swinging tail. Then there were shrieks and dirty looks. Not at all pleasant.

Cha-Ching!

Cha-Ching! Cha-Ching! Cha-Ching! Foo just couldn't get enough of pressing all the buttons on this old register, even though he wasn't supposed to, just because he loved the sound. Cha-Ching! Swoosh!

Foo-izens on Patrol

Always a fan of the show CHiPs, Foo was excited to know that Texas also had a highway patrol like California. Foo knows that the Texas Highway Patrol could use his help, especially if he would get to ride one of their highway bikes. Vrrrrooooooom!

Fuzzy Lovin'

Foo was so inspired by the classic cars from the 1950s and 1960s that he insisted on buying a pair of these fuzzy dice. They never made it up onto the rearview mirror, though. Foo insisted on using them as a chew toy instead.

License to Foo

Foo finally said screw it to having a proper license to drive. He has a license to Foo and that's more than enough credentials to have. He just loved riding in his convertible with the top down, the wind in his fur and the horn ready to blast at pokey drivers!

TV Dinosaur

Although not a classic car, this is certainly a classic piece of the American past. Foo knew this was a TV, but he had a hard time understanding how he would get it to stay up on his wall at home. And where was the remote?

Run Simba Run

Foo had a need, a need for speed so he hopped aboard this helpful lion friend (conveniently fitted with a saddle) to take him to infinity and beyond! Or at least to the next museum display.

Call 9-1-1

Oops! When Foo took this sweet convertible for a spin in the showroom, he didn't quite notice the guy behind his car... He's really sorry about it and he did leave a note.

Going to the Drive In

Now that's what Foo's talking about. He really needs one of these sweet rides to take his new sweetie, Marilyn, to the drive-in movies.

Especially if he could turn the back end of his car into this couch. How sweet would that be to pull into the drive-in space backwards and check out the latest flicks on the big screen?

Reveal and Carry?

Foo was amused by this funny chap who was taking a walk in the car museum. Such a strange getup to be wearing, and he also was packing a piece. Foo thought the law in Texas was conceal and carry, not reveal and carry...

Earning His Racing Stripes

Foo was eager to hop into this old-time racing car to take it for a spin around the track at breakneck speeds. Sadly, since he was not an advertiser, they wouldn't let him cross the chain line... He's gotta get on that!

Energizer Foo Dog

Foo decided he wanted to test his battery at this cool vintage battery tester by Ford. Apparently Foo has a lot of charge in his personality because boy did that thing light up!

I Will Call Them Mini Cars

Foo had no idea that he would find tiny cars made just for him at Dick's Classic Car Garage. He particularly liked this stylish old-school convertible, especially because of the green wheels to match the paint finish.

Foo thought it was awesome that there was even a little army jeep made just for him. He couldn't wait to drive it into battle!

There was simply no end to the Foo-friendly vehicles, including this mini red convertible, the mini red firetruck and the mini red plane. Foo was totally in heaven. Too bad he doesn't have a driver's or pilot's license...

How, Motorcycle-Sabe

Found was super excited to get a chance to ride this vintage 1936 Indian motorcycle at Dick's Classic Car Garage. He thought it looked really cool, and he looked really cool on it, but he wondered where on it he could store his arrows and teepee...

Foo Dogs Are a Girl's Best Friend

Foo Dog was super star struck when he met the famous and lovely Marilyn Monroe. She was really nice and even sang Foo his own version of "Santa Baby," which she called "Foo Dog Baby." Boy, now that's a woman!

Foo Dog Without a Cause

Foo couldn't believe his luck when he ran into the talented actor, James Dean. James really got a kick out of Foo and invited him to cruise in his silver Porsche Spyder, but Foo heard it was cursed so he passed and stuck to his silver Honda Accord.