Mission Improbable

Foo was on a mission to see the three ancient missions in San Antonio. He went to Mission Espada first in hopes of finding a good Spanish sword of his very own.

However, as Foo approached the church at the mission, the bells started ringing and a bizarre black cloud-that smelled of strongly of acrid pine, flowed out of the church doors. As it enveloped Foo, he started to grow exponentially in size until he became bigger than all the buildings. But he couldn't have that... he wouldn't be able to fit in the car.

In his super gigantic form, Foo flew into a rage at the idea of his road trip being cut short. He stomped about the complex and finally managed to squash the evil church under his massive feet. Only then did the spell release and he was returned to his normal size. Because of that magical spell, he decided his mission was over and he didn't need to see the other two. Who knows what would have happened to him there?

Mission Accepted

Foo finished off his tour of NASA's Johnson Space Center by reading up on all of the voyages gone before him. He hoped someday to make a trip himself. What a road trip that would be!

Things Are Smaller in Space

Foo was a little concerned at first when they told him that this was the International Space Station. Unless they were going to use a miniaturization ray, he just didn't see how they were going to do it.

But when he saw the life-size module, he was much more relieved, understanding that they didn't miniaturize anything until they were actually on it. Phew. That made more sense.