Wise Friend

Foo always likes finding owls everywhere he goes, particularly because they give such great advice. This one told him not to stay in one place for too long. He doesn't plan to!

Git Along Little Doggie

When Foo met John Wayne and asked for advice, the famous actor had a lot to say. He told Foo, "A man ought to do what the thinks is right" because "life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid." Foo liked the advice, and when he left, Foo smiled as he heard Mr. Wayne say, "Git along little doggie."

Advice to Teens

Foo loved this sign, giving advice to teenagers to bascially get off their butts and get a job because they are so arrogant and think they know it all. Teehee... yeah... it's true...

Don't Mess With Texas

Foo is starting to agree with this sign he found in in the restuarant. He's not sure what he shouldn't mess with, but he's sure it's a good idea.