Half Cocked

Foo knew that this guy once ruled the roost, but now he's looking a bit peckish, being just a head and all. When Foo made that joke, he had to duck. The rooster went off all half-cocked!

Ruling the Roost

Must be something they're putting in the feed, but the roosters around here... whoa... they grow them big. Well, it is Texas after all...