Mustache Love

Foo couldn't get over the awesomeness of his new Chicago mustache. He's an orange-and-blue sweater vest away from becoming a real Super Fan! Da Bears!

Now That's a 'Stache

While visiting Spread Eagle, Foo thought he'd mosey on in to the local Chuck Wagon for a spell. There he met Chuck, whose mustache was the finest--and biggest--in the land!

Meat Market Myth

Foo had heard that meat markets were a good place to go find girls who liked to have a good time. Foo loves to have a good time, but when he got to this one, all he found was this chubby guy with a mustache... and you know how Foo feels about guys with mustaches...

I Mustache You a Question

Foo had heard that guns don't kill people, people with mustaches kill people. So he found a mustache, but he was confused how that would actually kill someone.

But when Foo got himself a gun to go with his mustache, he suddenly began to channel Dastardly Dan and have visions of tying Miss Daisy to the railroad tracks...

Luckily a good friend intervened and yanked the mustache off and Foo was fine.

Blame the Mustache

Foo discovered while at Brewski's that guns don't kill people, people with mustaches kill people. So therefore mustaches are evil and scary and must be shaved off. Hmmm... he knows a lot of people with mustaches.... must control homicidal rampage....

Mwahahahahaha

Foo began to channel Dastardly Dan and needed a black mustache to stay in character. He realized that it wasn't that good of a disguise though, so he gave up his plans to tie Miss Daisy to the railroad tracks.