Not So Windy City

Foo learned today that unless there's a hurricane, Galveston just isn't that windy of a city, so at least so showed that windmill in the background. It never moved once. That can't be good for business.

The Adventures of Don Qui-Foo-te

"Get back, Giants!" yelled Foo as he charged valiantly at the fierce beast in the distance in Elk Horn, IA. Little did he know, he was soon to find out that the evil enchanter, Freston, had turned his giant foe into a mere Danish windmill. He still maintains he won the battle.