Fire in the Hat

While wandering through the conservatory, Foo found this fiery spray of fun and decided it would look good as a hat.

But then he turned the corner and oooh fiesta!!!! Ay carumba! Now that's a hat with a party rolled all into one!

Hats Off to Foo!

This history hat in the glass clearly had a lot to say, so much so that it was spewing letters forth from its brim.

But since Foo couldn't get to that one, he decided to try on one of his own. He thinks he makes quite the dashing figure. Almost presidential as it were.

Texas Foo

Perhaps he's been in Texas a little too long, but Foo looks rather dashing in his cowboy hat. He just needs spurs and a horse now.

Cap'n Foo

About halfway through the party, Foo assessed all those around him and decided he needed to pull rank and take over at the helm...  Yeah that didn't last long because Mike really wanted his hat back.

Do You Smell Something?

Foo just loved trying on all the animal hats in Wisconsin. They were so fuzzy! But he just wondered what that awful smell could be.

Toro! Toro!

After the big Texans win to close out the preseason, Foo decided he needed to do a little shopping. He found the perfect hat that made him look like Toro, the Houston Texans' mascot! Gooooo Toro!

Pink for the Playuhs!

Foo had to get his street cred on so he donned this spanking new pink (ice cream) hat and fronted for all the playuhs.... Yeah, he wasn't convinced that that was manly or cool either... just sayin'.

Fire Chief Foo

Foo was thrilled to be chosen as the new fire chief for the Houston Children's Museum Fire Department. He was mostly excited that it meant he got to wear this cool hat.

Another perk was that he got to ride shotgun with the other new recruit, Josephine. She and Foo got to learn the ropes together in the double-steering wheeled fire truck.

Thug Life

Foo has seen crazy rappers and hip-hop dancers on TV with bling bling sparkly hats like this one so he thought he'd try one on for size. After looking in the mirror, Foo knew one thing was for certain: Hats like this do not make you look tough. Rather, he should probably be in a fabulous parade, taking pride in his gay friends.

Pretty in Pink

Foo looked everywhere for a hat to wear to the beach, and he finally lucked out and found this pretty pink number. Foo loved the hat and how it fit, plus it was a smashing color, but he had one question. Do you think it makes his butt look big?

Kentucky Foo-by

Foo has heard that when you go to the Kentucky Derby, you need a really pretty hat with lots and lots and lots of feathers. He found this one at a party store, and it was just his size. What do you think? Fabulous?

Magical Music Hat

Foo knows that if you dress the part, that puts you halfway toward your goal. That is why he wanted to try on this cool scat-cat hat when he visited South Austin Music. In the end, it didn’t really make him all that musical, but it did make him quite popular. He had to beat the groupies away with a stick!

Drunk of the Irish

Foo was just walking along the streets and came across this very very very drunk irishman with a Hurricane. Foo might have ignored him, but the guy dragged him into Pat O'Brien's for a drink!

Long story short.... Foo had a mighty fine time and a few too many drinks, and ended up dancing on the bartop wearing nothing but this hat...

When in Gator Country...

Foo decided it was fitting to dress like the locals while in Louisiana. At least they were generous in their offerings of gator hats sized just perfectly for Foo. It was also fitting that the name of this town was Grosse Tete (Big Head)!

Sushi Hat

Foo was delighted to discover that at this restaurant, they provided you with your very own sushi hat with every plate. It helped that it was clear because Foo wanted to see every bit of fishy goodness he tried, like this peppered tuna.

Octo-Foosy

Bring on the Foo-featured Bond film remakes! First up, Octo-Foosy. With his new octo-hat, Foo is ready to wrap his tentacles around anything that moves.

Morning After

After Foo's crazy night singing at the Crazy Oaks, he woke up to find himself a little accessorized... He does NOT remember where that cord came from.

After wondering for a few minutes, he shrugged and just put on his hat for some late morning siesta recuperation.