Cheesy State

Of all Foo's findings at the Mars Cheese Castle, this was the most intriguing. He finally understood just why there was so much cheese here and why the silly football fans worship cheese as their mascot. It turns out that the state itself is made of cheese. Just like the moon. How about that?

Castle Within a Castle

Foo was flattered that the Mars Cheese Castle had actually made a castle just for Foo to play in. He immediately romped across the ramparts and was about to pour hot oil on a passing shopper, but he was stopped just before he tipped the pot.

Poopy Pies

Foo was surprised to find that this store actually sold cow pies. He always that that meant cow poop. Maybe it is, but if so, Wisconsin has some crazy cows that poop peanut butter!

Go Heavy on the Cheese

Foo just couldn't believe the size of this cheese and that there was a competition to guess its weight. He was going to put in his own guess, but he just wasn't sure what he would do with all of that cheese... he couldn't even carry it.

Stein of the Times

Foo was so impressed by this great wall of steins of all kinds that he made sure there were Foo versions available on his Cafe Press store so his fans can raise a toast with Foo the most! Check out the steins and designs at www.cafepress.com/foodogblog/. 

Don't Have a Cow!

While Foo was wandering around the Mars Cheese Castle, he came across this baby cow just crying and crying out for its mom. Foo immediately jumped to the little guy's aid, running all around the store.

Luckily, a short while later, Foo found the little calf's mom and the two were reunited and happy. As a thank you, the momma cow made sure Foo had all the milk and cheese he could carry.

Name That Beer

Foo has been a fan of the microbrew industry for quite some time now, and he's happy to see it really taking off. Wisconsin has tons of quality breweries in the state, and one of Foo's favorites is New Glarus... mostly because he just loves the naming creativity! Foo's interested in being the poster Foo for a line of homebrews. Any takers?

Mouse in Da House

What's a cheese castle without some resident mice? But this cheese castle had some doozies! This one was clearly part of a cult called the Green Bay Packers, but when Foo bit his ear to wake him up, the mouse started singing the proper tune, "Bear Down, Chicago Bears..."

This guy was so hungry, not only was he chomping on this ginormous piece of cheddar, he had some stored away on his head for later. Foo took a photo chance and luckily did not getting chomped up in the process!

Cheesing of the Guard

At the Mars Cheese Castle, they must really take their cheese seriously since they have fully armored knights guarding it! Luckily for Foo, these knights were like the Buckingham guards and couldn't move at all.

Castle de Queso on Mars?

Foo saw this gigantic sign from the highway and just HAD to stop and see how it was that Mars was now on earth, what kind of cheese they had and if it really was a castle!

It wasn't literally on Mars, but it sure was a castle and had plenty of cheese and cheesey stuff inside too!