Gator Tamer

Foo always had had dreams about being in the circus, and when he saw this gator, he thought he'd test out his patented gator-taming act by sticking his head in these pointy jaws. Luckily the gator was a friend, not foe or Foo would be a little shorter today.

Dead Baby Jokes

Foo didn't really find the dead baby display in this yard all that amusing. At least he'd hoped it was just a display, but then he saw the culprit!

There was a gator-eating baby that was to blame for all the baby blood and tears. Just look at all those graves. Enraged, Foo jumped up onto the gator and stomped stomped stomped until it chomped chomped chomped no more. He couldn't save this baby, but future ones should have no fear.

For his bravery and assistance to the yard, Foo's friend Layla even posed with him for the victory picture now that the gator is dead and the neighborhood children are safe from his vicious jaws!