Ride 'Em Red Boy

Foo puzzled over this sculpture for a few minutes before figuring out that it was a guy riding a horse. Too bad it looks like both were flattened by a train sometime back. New York apparently is quite magical!

Western Glare

Apparently Foo was just too bright for the cowboy and Miss Roulette. They just couldn't keep their eyes open, even for a photo.

Texas Foo

Perhaps he's been in Texas a little too long, but Foo looks rather dashing in his cowboy hat. He just needs spurs and a horse now.

Wild Western Foo

While Foo was wandering around the Chili Cookoff, he found a saloon and decided to saunter on in for a drink or four.

Little did he know that it was a time warp and he was turned into a Wild West Buckaroo. Luckily he had the fair dame Patty with him to show him a good time.

Ride 'Em Rabbit Boy

Apparently in Texas, even the rabbits are bigger than everywhere else in the world. They’re so big that even Texas cowboys learn to ride them so they can lasso passing tourists on the streets of Austin.

Reveal and Carry?

Foo was amused by this funny chap who was taking a walk in the car museum. Such a strange getup to be wearing, and he also was packing a piece. Foo thought the law in Texas was conceal and carry, not reveal and carry...

Someone's Poisoned the Waterhole!

Foo swears up and down it wasn't him! Honest... He just loves that line from Toy Story, and he loved channeling his favorite cowboy, Woody on his trip to Corpus Christi.

Howdy Pardners

Foo sidled on up to these here cowpokes to partake in some down home country vittles. They weren't too much for conversation though.

Where Have All the Cowboys Gone...

As part of Foo's ongoing Texas cowboy makeover, he decided to try on some foo-sized spurs he found at a San Antonio boutique. Sexy!!

That's NUTS!

Out on the open range (a.k.a. the suburban Missouri City, TX) while defending against the mosquito hordes (see background), Foo found a nutty companion holding the sign to his own name. Thus the comraderie between Foo and the Cowboy Nut began. Songs WILL be sung of their glorious adventures...