You Spew Goats

Foo thought this fountain was nice and peaceful and was about to take a drink when he looked up and saw that the "water" was actually goat spit... ew...

Confederate Spirit

Who knew the Confederates were still so spirited even though they totally lost the war and let Foo's people go. Still, he had to respect that this statue, Spirit of the Confederacy, was dedicated "to all the heroes of the South who fought for the principles of states’ rights" even though the marker was grammatically wrong and said "states." Silly Confederates.

Pillot Talk

Foo got so excited when he found this house, completely made out of pillows! At least he thought so at first, but after the Pillot Dogs growled fiercely at him, he realized it was Pillot, not pillow and not really comfy at all.

A Bit of Bubbly

Foo really liked the Neuhaus Fountain in Sam Houston Park because it kind of matched his color a little and the water was bubbling fresh and clear. He promises the bubbles were not his farts, even though he did just have a burrito.

Coyote Cuddly

As Foo wandered through Sam Houston Park, he came up this coyote friend sniffing on the ground for something really interesting. So interesting, in fact, that not once did he look up and engage Foo. His brother coyote, however, did notice Foo, and would have attacked if Foo hadn't gone on and left the sniffer alone.