Don't Have a Cow!

While Foo was wandering around the Mars Cheese Castle, he came across this baby cow just crying and crying out for its mom. Foo immediately jumped to the little guy's aid, running all around the store.

Luckily, a short while later, Foo found the little calf's mom and the two were reunited and happy. As a thank you, the momma cow made sure Foo had all the milk and cheese he could carry.

Foo Is Not Food

Foo was fascinated by this beast. He thought at first it was just a white cow, but he soon found out that it was really a zebu, and a miniature one at that. What would a big one be like?

As it turned out, the zebu was just as interested din Foo as he was in it, and it proceeded to try to eat his ear. Foo knows he's sweet, but he'd rather not be lunch so he soon moved away to the next less bitey animal.

Why Ride a Cow?

Foo just loves to ride cows, so without thinking he jumped up onto this one, but the heifer wasn't so fond of the idea.

Only later did Foo see this sign that clearly stated no one should sit on the cow... Oops...

Happy Meal of Death

Foo marveled at the bizarre things people will turn into coffins just because it seems like a good art project. These people thought that coffins should be eagles, cows, leopards and chickens...

...and also fish and crabs. Foo found these strange boxes at the National Museum of Funeral History, but for him they just seemed a little too much like happy meal boxes of death.

I'm So Blue Bell

Foo went to the Blue Bell Ice Cream Factory, expecting to get some of their delicious ice cream. Little did he know that here he would have to wait for the little girl to milk the cow, named Blue Bell, before she was even ready to do the ice cream churning. Foo just did not have that kind of time.

Moo Crew

Foo was moooooved when he came across this herd of colorful cows, each singing their own unique song but in perfect harmony. It's so nice to hear pastoral music, especially when the one on the end started singing the blues.

Holy Cow!

Foo made another new friend on the property of the deer stand in Lampasas, Texas. This cow didn't want to get out of the way, but Foo reasoned with her and made her see the light so she mooooved on out of the way, but requested a Foo-to before he went on his merry way.

Til the Cows Come Home

While at the March of Dimes walk, Foo wander about to see the sites and got to watch how a cow is milked by machine at a dairy farm. Weird but cool!

Cow-a-Bunga Foo!

Foo quickly made friends with a really cool leafy cow that happened to wander by for a visit in Texas (cattle country). Foo wanted a fight, but his new friend told him to "mooooooo-ve" that feeling right on out of there and chill in the milky goodness of life. Thanks cowman!

There's Always Room for Jell-O

Foo visited the Jell-O museum LeRoy, NY, and was weirded out to learn that the original form of Jell-O was made from isinglass and deer antlers. Ewww. While there, he got to drive the Jell-O truck.

He also got to ride the fabulously decorated Jell-O cow backwards.

Then Foo worked his mental powers and started to bend some spoons from the interestingly decorated ceiling of the museum.

Why Buy the Cow...

When Foo will milk it for free? Foo took a turn milking this cut-out cow and learned how udderly difficult it is when you don't have opposable thumbs and when the cow is not real.

Foo Makes More Friends

While touring a Cow and Cheese farm in Fair Oaks, Indiana, Foo found some funny looking friends in these cowdogs and cowcats. It was a moo-velous meeting.

A Dairy Good Time

As the sign says, Foo did, indeed, have a dairy good time at this Fair Oaks Dairy Adventure in Indiana.

He didn't get to ride a cow, but he did get to see how they make cheese.