Respect Your Eldas

Foo loves doing karaoke with Elda, and Elda loves Foo right back.

Anytime they get to sing together it's just miles and smiles of smiles all around.

Funny Faces

Mike and Foo are always acting up and making funny faces for the camera! Mike just wants to smile like Foo half the time...

and then Foo wants to drink like Mike as always, which gives them both pretty funny faces.

Chick Magnet

Foo is the ultimate chick magnet, but his friend Mike is no slouch either. They're both too funny!

Prankster Foo

Foo just loves a good prank and couldn't resist that Beans wasn't paying attention. Poor Beans, he never even saw it coming. 

Mixing and Maxing

Foo knows better than to mix when he drinks, but he still did it anyway due to all of the free drinks he received from friends and strangers. He started off with a 7 and 7 from Tank.

Then switched to a mini wine bottle that was just okay. He's had better, but he still drank it all up.

Foo finished the night with a tall drink of beer, good beer at that, but by that time, Foo was so far gone he even resorted to cigarettes. Bad Foo!

Clowning Around

Foo has always wanted to be a rodeo clown... Well... always meaning since about five minutes ago. But just as luck would have it, he found this sign that made him a double rodeo clown as long as he was willing to drink beer. He thinks he'll manage.

Brewski Fun

Foo often has a good time at Brewski's, just hanging out people watching...

getting his Foo-patented dance moves on...

and laughing about what other people consider "beer" when he knows better.

Bad-Behaving Brewski Bartenders

Foo always gets love from the Brewski bartending babes when he visits that establishment.

However, this time he got a little hungry and all bets were off for this one's index finger.

But she quickly forgave Foo, but she had a weird way of showing it...

Replacement Refs

Foo was none too pleased with all the replacement refs for NFL, but he does get along with his friend Kenny who refs in his spare time then comes to hang out with Foo at Brewski's.

Ah My Love

Foo loves hanging out with his friend, Rebecca. She hugs him and makes sure he's having a good time.

And she even gives him some smoochies, too!

I Mustache You a Question

Foo had heard that guns don't kill people, people with mustaches kill people. So he found a mustache, but he was confused how that would actually kill someone.

But when Foo got himself a gun to go with his mustache, he suddenly began to channel Dastardly Dan and have visions of tying Miss Daisy to the railroad tracks...

Luckily a good friend intervened and yanked the mustache off and Foo was fine.

You're Doing It Wrong

Foo found this pretty flower in the women's restroom (um... yeah, he has an all-access pass), but it clearly did nothing for the smell. Gross ladies, gross...

Always Foo for a Laugh

Foo doesn't quite remember what was said right before this moment, but apparently it was one of the funniest things he and his friends Jonathan and Tank had ever heard. Although it's possible Tank just farted... he's looks a might suspicious...

Beer Flirty

As a ploy to get free beer, Foo flirted with the lingerie-wearing, paint-splotched bartender Lauren at Brewski's. Much to the pleasure of all his friends, Foo's cuteness was the key, and all the beers were free...

(Someone actually had to pay for them later, but that's not as good of a story.)

Foo-Sized Beer

Since Foo had been taking care of others all evening, when he left Wings n More, he still needed to get his drink on. Knowing what would quench his thirst, Foo head headed to Brewski's where they have Foo-sized beers for a Foo sized party!

Goes Down Easy

Not generally one for hard liquor, Foo agreed to try this 7 and 7 at the request of his friend, Rebecca. He found it to be quite tasty actually...

... so much so that in seconds he had drained the whole glass. Needless to say, the night got interesting from there on out.

Tastes Like Heinie!

Foo delightfully wanted to express in a photo exactly what he thinks of Heineken beer, which he calls Heinie-ken because it tastes like ass.

Hanging With the Homies

Foo always loves hanging with friends, especially when he gets to share a beer with his good friend, Bird.

Even Rebecca wanted a photo with Foo despite confessing that he scares her just a little. It looks like they've come to an understanding.

And of course, he's always up for a good time and laugh with Victoria, his most favorite travel companion ever!

Most Interesting Foo in the World

When Foo met the Most Interesting Man in the World at Brewski's, the man immediately recognized and heralded Foo as the Most Interesting Foo in the World, something Foo has known and been telling everyone for ages. Foo and the Interesting Man maintain: Stay thirsty, my friends...

Blame the Mustache

Foo discovered while at Brewski's that guns don't kill people, people with mustaches kill people. So therefore mustaches are evil and scary and must be shaved off. Hmmm... he knows a lot of people with mustaches.... must control homicidal rampage....