Birds or Chameleons?

When Foo found these green brushed sculptures, he couldn't help wonder what lived in those little holes? Was it birds? Was it chameleons? Was it the minds of conservative whack jobs (they're small)?

He waited and waited to see, and finally out from one of these holes came a tiny flying monkey with a pig nose. It was so weird! But since he couldn't get a picture of the pig-nose monkey with wings... he doesn't think anyone will believe him.

The Ranks of the Fallen

Even though Foo didn't make it to the top, the metal soldier man continued to give him a respectful salute.

Foo soon understood why when he met a dragon who'd tried to make the climb before. He came back with one wing too few.

And then there was this creature who got disfigured past the point of recognition... after all was said and done, Foo was glad he decided not to go all the way to the top. After all, all the riches he needs are his photos and his memories!

Buff-Foo-Lo Wings

Foo couldn't pass up the Foo-portunity to taste the original Buffalo Wings at the Anchor Bar, in Buffalo, NY.

Honestly, they were the best wings he's ever tried. Well... they were also they ONLY wings he's ever tried, but yum yum yum! He just wonders where they get all the little buffalos and what they do with the rest of them.