Crush Your Nuts?

Foo was wondering where he could go to crush some oats, but he couldn't find anywhere to go to do that. He wandered around and asked for directions, but everyone just kept pointing and not saying anything.

Aw Foo, Ya Big Nut

Since Foo was in Pecan country, he just had to stop by and see the World's Largest Pecan. And boy... that's a nut!

That's NUTS!

Out on the open range (a.k.a. the suburban Missouri City, TX) while defending against the mosquito hordes (see background), Foo found a nutty companion holding the sign to his own name. Thus the comraderie between Foo and the Cowboy Nut began. Songs WILL be sung of their glorious adventures...