Dead Baby Jokes

Foo didn't really find the dead baby display in this yard all that amusing. At least he'd hoped it was just a display, but then he saw the culprit!

There was a gator-eating baby that was to blame for all the baby blood and tears. Just look at all those graves. Enraged, Foo jumped up onto the gator and stomped stomped stomped until it chomped chomped chomped no more. He couldn't save this baby, but future ones should have no fear.

For his bravery and assistance to the yard, Foo's friend Layla even posed with him for the victory picture now that the gator is dead and the neighborhood children are safe from his vicious jaws!

Job for Foo

Foo was excited to see that if it ever happens that Foo can no longer travel all over the country having great adventures that he can always find work as a door ornament for one of the graves in this graveyard. But he's not sure about having the ring in his mouth all the time... yuck...

Grave Situation

When Foo heard that all the graveyards in New Orleans were above ground, he just had to see for himself. Sure enough it was like a city... a city of the dead.

As he wandered up and down the aisles, some of the "streets" were wider, some narrow. Some of the graves beautiful, others decrepit.

But the sun was always shining brightly and kept the ghosty ghouls at bay. He's just not sure he'd like to wander around here at night!

Foo's Friend Ben

Foo gladly paid homage to the great Ben Franklin by visiting his grave in Philadelphia. He couldn't get inside the fence, so the plaque had to do. Foo sees a little resemblance between himself and Ben. Not likely, but they did both travel a good deal.