Counting Out

Foo wanted to count the rings to see how old this tree really was, but alas he didn't have that many hours in the day. Foo isn't the fastest counter.

Spinal Tapped

It was a spine, spine day in Columbus when Foo came upon this gigantic spine carved out of a tree. He just wonders whose spine it really was and why they left it here. 

Electrici-Tree

New York City is so fancy that here even the trees have their own electricity. That surely must light up the night fantastically!

Getting Squirrelly

This squirrel friend was trying his best to hide in the wheat and palms, but nope, Foo found him and chased him up the tree. Sadly, the squirrel didn't drop his nut.

Dead Baby Jokes

Foo didn't really find the dead baby display in this yard all that amusing. At least he'd hoped it was just a display, but then he saw the culprit!

There was a gator-eating baby that was to blame for all the baby blood and tears. Just look at all those graves. Enraged, Foo jumped up onto the gator and stomped stomped stomped until it chomped chomped chomped no more. He couldn't save this baby, but future ones should have no fear.

For his bravery and assistance to the yard, Foo's friend Layla even posed with him for the victory picture now that the gator is dead and the neighborhood children are safe from his vicious jaws!

Fooing Up the Wrong Tree

Foo usually doesn't run from dogs, but this one seemed to think it controlled the entire neighborhood since every other sculptured animal in the vicinity was up here, too. But the joke was on the dog when Foo let out a massive Foo fart after having eaten a lot of Taki's during the car ride.

Now That's Handy!

But it's not all that useful. Still, who wouldn't want the sculpture or a giant hand in their yard? Think it might be missing a finger, though. Maybe it's a muppet tree hand... Whoa!

Tree Bird!

Foo was waiting and hoping for that popular guitar intro, when he realized that this was a sculpture of "tree" birds and not "free" birds, even though you can look at it for free.

Spicy Sea Life

Foo found this tree all carved up with a dolphin and a pelican, but really what was weird about it was that it smelled like pepper. Foo looked around to make sure he wasn't in a Foo stew, but nope... just lots and lots of pepper from a tree.

Tree Monster

Foo and Snoopy heard a loud roar from suddenly and hid from the crazy beast in a nice hollow tree. But when they looked out to see if the coast was clear, it turned out they were IN the very thing that had made them scared! Run!!

Part of That Tree

This bright young woman clearly was sick of swimming and got her mermaid self stuck in this tree. Not that she's on land, Foo wonders if she understands that she's can't move. Regardless, Foo wishes he could be, part of that world....

The Swimming Tree

Foo was excited to find species of fish and crabs that like to swim up trees. It means for fun adventures even on land!

Tree Go Blue

At Victoria's parents' house, her dad is so into Michigan that even the trees say, "Let's Go Blue!" But being the Foo that Foo is, he trained the tree to yell the proper phrase: "Let's Go Foo!"

Up a Tree

Foo got overly excited with climbing this tree and apparently just didn't know his own strength. Halfway up, it just cracked and fell over! Oh the power of Foo.

Palm Funday

Foo is always dreaming of a sweet, tropical vacation, so every time he sees a palm, he just has to stop and dream.

But as he was leaving the town to head out to other adventures, he found a real live one and claimed he could actually hear the sea gulls and feel the warm sea breeze... Oh Foo...

Drinking Trees

Foo heard about this farm that was really ecofriendly, and he wanted to check it out, but alas the gates were closed so he only got to admire the trees. The trees sure were drunk though... just look at all those empty bottles...

Out on a Limb

To continue his tree-climbing fun time, Foo jumped up onto this low-hanging limb and bounced and bounced and bounced, smiling all the while.

Up a Tree

After he got back from fishing, Foo just went out and enjoyed the great outdoors... and this tree... yeah...

Scaredy Foo

While romping around the yard, Foo got startled by a rabid, nut-grabbing squirrel and he immediately tried to climb a tree... He realized very quickly that he had no claws and slid right back down. At least that scared away the squirrel.