Opinion-Ass-ted

Foo really wanted to ride this pretty pony or at least become fast friends, so he got up high ready to jump on.

He was, however, rudely interrupted by this noisy and strongly opinionated donkey who just wouldn't stop complaining about Foo's choice and rude decision not to feed him instead.

Check Out That Ass

Foo just had to check out this donkey who amazingly knew just how to tell the weather better than those fancy meteorologists on TV. See just how simply it is? Just check the donkey's tail: wet = raining, white = snowing, moving = windy, gone = tornado. 

Calm But Deadly

Foo knows that swans are calm above the surface, but paddling like hell underneath. This one apparently had Foo's Yorkshire ass underneath the water.... It wasn't a pretty smell.