Give 'Em the Boot!

Foo got to visit the Astros at Minute Maid Park and he realized that if he wants to play in the big leagues he has big boots to fill.

And a lot of Astros history to learn. This boot already celebrated the 75th All-Star Game... He needs to kick it into high gear.

Yup... Bigger in Texas

Foo was actually not all that surprised when he came across these gigantic boots in San Antonio, Texas. Truth is that when Foo's looking for really big things, this surely is that state that delivers!

Boot Coozy Boogie

Foo was sure he was in Texas when he came across this boot-shaped beer coozie. He had to steer clear because he didn't want the beer to kick his ass.

Boot Scootin' Foo Dog

Foo visited a local Cavender's Boot City in Houston, Texas, on his goal to become truly Texan. Sadly there were no boots in Foo's size. He just has to get some custom boots made!