Lion, Unicorn and Foo

The lion and the unicorn were fighting for the crown
The lion beat the unicorn all around the town.

But then Foo got on the side of the unicorn, and together they heartily whipped the lion's buttocks! Go pointy things!

Prom Foo

Being prom season and all, Foo's friend Andrew got to go to prom and he was crowned the king! Foo was so excited for him, he just had to try on the crown and brag about being friends with royalty.