Biker Bears!

Foo was just riding along, minding his own Foo business, but he saw ahead a peculiar chap riding on a motorcycle. Turning to the driver, Victoria, he demanded they speed up so he could see it better.

Getting up close, he found a bear driving a motorcycle! He just had to get them to pull over!

Luckily, everyone got stopped at the toll booth, and Foo discovered that the bear was just a hitchhiker, but still, a bear on a motorcycle!

Foo just had to get his pic with it, even though the biker chick wasn't too sure what to make of Foo's enthusiasm for the oddity.

Runnin' Down the Road

Foo was just running down the road tryin' to loosen his load... and found this gigantic metal roadrunner. He wouldn't stay still long enough for a proper picture. Foo thinks the bird thought he was a coyote for some reason.

Memphis Hospitality

Foo had a ton of fun in the Memphis nightlife at Bardog, a cozy town bar where everybody wanted to be in a picture with Foo. He was greeted with great Southern hospitality, first by the really friendly waitress... 

...then by a patron who was a little broken but was all smiles for his Foo-to.

Guiness Pint of Foo Records

While at Mad Dog's, Foo decided to get his drink on, taking on this long pint all by himself. 

Hiccup... it was a looooong night.

I'm MAD!!!

At least the sign says so... Foo had a fabulous time at Mad Dog's British Pub on the riverwalk in San Antonio, Texas. 

He loves that they named the place after him AND framed his kilt. (He used to be a lot bigger back then.) 

He even got to sing karaoke on this great London-esque stage with his friend Big Ben. Ben's kind of shy, and only really gets the "Bong" part of the songs, but he's still good backup!