King Foo-tankamen

Foo found himself ready to rule the Nile when he found the biggest pyramid in the U.S. in Memphis, Tennessee... 

Sadly they refused to erect a Foo statue here, so Foo commanded that they shut down the once popular sports arena... or he'd tear it down!

Here he demonstrates its absence and how dashing he'd look as a permanent statue here to give them ample opportunity to consider their choice.