Foo had heard that guns don't kill people, people with mustaches kill people. So he found a mustache, but he was confused how that would actually kill someone.
But when Foo got himself a gun to go with his mustache, he suddenly began to channel Dastardly Dan and have visions of tying Miss Daisy to the railroad tracks...
Luckily a good friend intervened and yanked the mustache off and Foo was fine.
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