Trojan Bear

On Foo's walk around Hermann Park, suddenly he happened upon this Portable Trojan Bear. He knew at once that he must use it to infiltrate... something...

But try as he might, Foo couldn't quite get the bear to move. He tried getting on its nose and yelling back orders.

Then he tried getting on its back and asking it to move from there.

After a while he just gave up, scoffing at the "portability" of it and guessing that just means for giants...